remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

why are you so shy
literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever (via n-ephthys)

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#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem

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I’m addicted to sleep and not sleeping
do you see my dilemma

im so chill im practically dead

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Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???


they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged


here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

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